I think it’s funny how I always knew and was upset/frustrated by the fact that most of my “friends” never gave a shit about me. And now I haven’t talked to 95% of them in weeks and probably never will talk to them again unless I run into them when visiting my high school….

tapdancers:

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

Today I was hit but an overwhelming amount of stuff… and I don’t know what to do with myself. Like I can’t just go hide away from people for forever like i could do at home. That’s not how college works.

A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities

  • Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
  • Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
  • Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
  • Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
  • Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
  • Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
  • Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato
smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

the-best-of-funny:

tuc-ficprompts:

malicemidnight:

sapphirebones:

jaacknasty:

Probably the best 6 seconds ever. 

i fucking lost it

fUC K

OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN HIS FACE WAS ONE OF PURE TERROR OHMYGOD

x

robthedrumcorpsian:

envyswrath:

sergeantjerkbarnes:

can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania

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The day I see Pancake, Pa at work I will cry laughing along with some peoples ridiculous names lol

I love my state

thecutestofthecute:


"He was so tired that he had to be carried home"

thecutestofthecute:

"He was so tired that he had to be carried home"